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huh wat u toking i dun understan
If you havn't realised it already, I refer to all my "students" as double agents, and your assignments as "missions".
You "register number" is in reality also your code name, hence register number 35 is Double Agent 0035.
This is the tone and theme of all my microLESSONS and PowerPoint slides - havn't you noticed?
I was inspired by the sheer number of students who reflected in my questionaire, about how much they loved spy movies like Mission Impossible, James Bond and Mr and Mrs Smith.
I have created separate posts - 1 for each class, where you can post your poems.
Have fun!
Tony Blair Lim Beng Sim (78)
7E5
My Fantasy Idol
Dillon, Dillon
You have eyes so blue,
Dillon, Dillon
Is it beccause of that nasty flu?
I would like to meet you,
bacause you smell like chicken stew.
With your hair so stunningly white,
you don't look very bright!
If only you'll be mine,
someday, in time.
the sky is high
the bird can fly
the sea is deep
the fish can swim
the floor is firm
the human can walk
the toilet bow is BIG
for u to aim
this is bull shit
so dun read it
...lame
( !!!)
( # # )
( ^ )
( ________)
from stanley
ps:this has nothing to do with the home work(>.<)
When must we hand in our CA2 art?
stanley,wat shit have u rite?
Dear Anonymous,
The integrated Colour Psychology lesson (reworked photograph of secret agent and poem) that we have been doing, and next week's poster design lesson, will count towards your CA2 results.
Please e-mail your reworked photo and poem to me by 11:59pm, Sunday, 17 July, so that I can grade them before your next Art lesson.
Thanks.
haha stanley
26 MOHAMED HAFIZ 1E4
TITLE: SENG HAI, SENG HAI....
Seng Hai, Seng Hai,
You have a very nice beard,
And you look like a nerd,
With your nose like a pig,
Which you like to dig,
And your hair that is green,
And you have a very ugly grin.
cher they nv give us pic i tell them i want to lend the cd
they did not give then how to do i have the poem i wrote in a paper but no pic lay how how how
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1e2
cher how to give u the picture ar after finish
(ps:i haven do yet they did not give)
can draw your sister face
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Dear Anonymous-ers,
Please e-mail wayneczx@hotmail.com or bryon_pathouse@yahoo.com.sg or aloyowen@yahoo.com.sg, to request for the photographs.
If they refuse to cooperate, report their names to me and I'll deal with them in class.
E-mail me at ntuvpa@gmail.com and I'll e-mail you the photos, if all 3 of them refuse e-mail you the single photo which you've asked them for.
PS: You can use my sister's photograph if you wish.
Dear Anonymous,
Please e-mail me the reworked photographs, with your
1. Class
2. Name
3. Register Number.
Please remember to post your poem in your respective class posts.
Very funny, stanley.....
that means that use your sister 1 can lar dun use classmate 1 also can lar
Before my sister slaps you silly, with her exotic left hand, I suggest that you get started on either photograph.
free sex call 999/911
BY:JASON 1E2 (23)
COMPLICATED CLOWN
clown oh clown
u look so funny
with worms inside your hair
that is eating the dirt
and with heart that are so......... complicated
clown oh clown
if you can please tell me .................................................................................y y yyyyyyyyyy you are so complicated
y do you
y must you
y be so complicated !!!
y are you
y is you
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
are you
still so complicated.
Jonathan Loh (25)
1E2
Proffesor ?????????
Dear Nicholas my friend,
Why is your hair so curly,
Was it the result of too much TV?
Or was it because of too many studies.
Your ears are sharp,
So I do hope that you're sharp.
And oh my, your beard stinks like a carcass.
sharilyn ang 1E2 (3)
jasmine,the beautiful.
your maroon hair bloom with beauty
and the bloosom matched perfectly
astonishingly your eyes gleamed
under the moonlight beam
despite countless of moles,
it does not blinds your beauty
because of your amazing smile which looks exactly like the ones of a cow....
Muhammad Hazwan Bin Hamdan (32) 1E2
Dillon the Chindian
Dillon,Dillon,
Why do you have a colourful hair?
Dllon,Dillon,
You really look like a bear,
Dillon,Dillon,
Why do you have tatoos on your forehead?
It looks like a horsehead.
Dillon,Dillon,
Are you a chinese or an indian?
Or maybe you are a chindian.
how to send u the picture i attatch
nothing came out
Lee Ja Youn (7) 1E2
Stanley, Stanley.
You are the princess.
I'm jealous of your
soft, golden, long hair.
Stanley, Stanley.
You got a blue eyes,
like a diamond.
I want to take out
your eyes.
Stanley, Stanley.
You are perfect.
Accept your piggy nose.
Oh~ Your girlfriend is
very nice and cute.
Can you introduce her for
me?
Stanley, Stanley.
You are the most prettyest
in the world.
Dear Anonymous,
You will have to send the picture to me by e-amil, at ntuvpa@gmail.com.
If you are unable to attach it to your e-mail, please save it onto a floppy disk or thumbdrive or CD, and bring it to school. I'll then transfer it to my laptop.
prem dillon 36 1e2
title :oh stanley
oh stanley
u have hair so green
that it makes u look so mean
oh stanley
u have four nose holes
when u sneeze,mucus flows out like a water hose
oh stanley
you mouth is so big,
we should just fill it with twigs
1E2 SHAIRULNIZAM 38
MEHKDAR D TERMINATOR 4
MEHKDAR,MEHKDAR
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU?
YOUR HAIR SO MESSY
DID YOU GO FOR PLASTIC SURERY
ARE U AN ELF WITH HORN
YOUR FACE IS BLOODY THORN
YOUR EYES ARE RED, ARE YOU SLEEPY
YOU HAVE A NICE SMILE
YOUR EYES ON THE CHEST ARE BIG
ARE YOU LOKING AT ME
PLS DUN TRY THIS AT HOME, AT SCHOOL CAN
TERMINATOR 4 SAYS AS TALLA VISTA BABY.... HAHAHAHAHA
Tan Jia Bin (16) 1E2
Stanley,Stanley
u have hair that is blue,
that make u like a fool
Stanley,stanley
u got eyes that are yellow,
that make u like a fellow
Stanley,Stanley
u got horn on ur head,
that make u like a stupid fool
but..
U are prefect,
but too ugly too protect anybody.
1E2 SHAIRULNIZAM38
HELLO FARID U ARE SO FAT AND SHORT,
PLS DO SOME EXERSICE TO MAKE UP TALLER..... LET ME EXPLAIN ONE THING.....
U ATE SOME SUSHI...
AND EAT SOME UDANG....
OK CHILDREN THIS WORD IS VERY SUCASTIC DUN SAY IT AT SCH... WAIT PARENT COME AND CANE U....HAHAHAHA LAME GILER PUNYE...MEANS SO LAME...
SORRY FOR WORD PROBLEMS AND MISUNDERSTANDING....THANKING CARE!!!NOT FOR HOMEWORK
Chiang ming yang(21)1E2
Did you go for extreme makeover?
Bryon, Bryon.What happened to you!
Did you go for extreme makeover?
OR did your car overturn last night?
The street lamps must have been too bright for you.
You must have got a flu.
You better look at yourself in the mirror!
You should have a clearer vison while you drive.
I think you smoked too many cigars,
so you got into an accident.
you should drive on cement floors next time!
MUHAMMAD MEHKDAR 1E2 33
FUNNY SYAI THE MASK MAN
SYAI,SYAI YOUR HAIR ARE SO SPIKY THAT WHEN A LIZARD FALL ON YOUR HEAD IT WILL DIE,
SYAI,SYAI,YOUR EYEBROW IS JOIN AND THAT MAKES YOU SO FUNNY,
SYAI,SYAI YOUR EAR ARE SO SHARP AND THAT MAKES YOU LIKE AN ELF,
SYAI,SYAI YOUR SHIRT ARE IN POLKA DOTS AND IT MAKES YOU LIKE A CLOWN
SYAI,SYAI WHY YOU HAD A MASK?
ARE YOU A SUPERSTAR OR ARE U A CLOWN?
AND THAT MAKE ME CALLED YOU THE FUNNY MASK MAN!
SIR I HAVE SEND MY PIC TO YOU BUT IM SCARED THAT I HAVE NOT PROPERLY SEND IT TO U.I DO NOT HAVE PRINTER AT HOME.WILL U SCOLD ME IF YOU DID NOT GET MY PIC?
Rusyaidi Bin Shahrom 1E2 (37)
Nizam's Wierd Facial
Nizam, O Nizam,
What sharp horns you have
You can cut people into half
And your nose being pierce
You think you look more fierce
What messy hair you got
Did you forget to comb your hair
And what long beard you have
Will it stay strong
Better change your facial face
Or you will have a bad taste.
SIR,I'M AFRAID THAT IF I SENT U THE PIC,U WILL NOT GET IT.... WILL U SCOLD ME???? IM VERY AFRAID...
sir, jasmine is unable to hand in the work due to the breaking down of her computer.
Alicia Ang Chien Hwee 1E2(2) Title:Stanley The JOKER!!! STANLEY THE JOKER.WHY DO YOU HAVE BLUE HAIR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BEGGER AND A COLOUR GREEN IN THE MIDDLE? WHY DO YOU HAVE BROWN HORNS THAT LOOKS LIKE A DEVIL AND POLKA DOTS ON YOUR FACE THAT LOOKS LIKE PIMPLES? PEOPLE CRY AND HAVE SORE EYES,WHILE YOU FRY YOUR EARS AND HAVE SORE EARS.YOU HAVE A SCAR AND SHOULD USE A SCARF TO COVER YOUR UGLY SCAR!!!!!!!
Tan Ying Ying (17)
Love Sick Angel
To thought that angel's ring should me gold and bright,
Sadly yours look as grey as the knight's armour.
I can see that had a broken heart,
but a heart at right not left.
With your angel's wing so grey and dull,
No one will ever loved one who's skull is huge.
Tho your cheeks are red which might show that you are shy,
As your lips looks ready to give a yucky kiss to the one you loved.
As i've said,
no one will ever loved one who are also with curly eye brow,
and wears neckless.
I'm warning you,
Never ever breaks one's heart.
Or you shall have your wings BROKE!
Siti Aishah Bte Anwar (15) 1E2
Title:A lad named Stanley
There's a lad named Stanley,
Who only sleeps during the day,
Who don't remember when is his birthday,
Who likes to do his homework halfway.
There's a lad named Stanley,
Who had a moustache and a long beard,
Whose ears are pointed like an elf,
Who will eat durian all by himself.
There's a lad named Stanley,
Who had light-pinkish lips,
Whose eyebrows are blue,
Who dislike using shampoo.
There's a lad named Stanley,
Who had spiky hair,
Is it the cause of eating durian all by himself?
There's a lad named Stanley,
Who had sharp teeth,
Who had red and yellow eyes,
Who had wings like angel.
But don't ever make him angry,
As he will become like a boiling kettle.
Hot steam will come out from the back of his head!
stanley teo yi jie(40)1E2
miss piggy
piggy piggy are you wearing a wig?
i hate to tell you but your wig is very ugly!
i think you should go for treament,to take away your black spots away,
did any thing go wrong when u are putting yor contact lense?
coz your eyes are very special,
i wonder are u poor,
coz your beard is long,
i wonder if you are old,
coz you have lots of wrinkle,
you thing your cheek is cute,
but you are not you know,
your nose are so big,
and your lips are also so big,
so i think is your mouth is the same,
so i guess...
that you are very very nosey!
finally are you trying to act cute or wat huh???
(ps;how cum every 1 draw he huh angry :( sad !!! bu hu hu)
cher tues day give u can i dun have disk or disket at home to copy into i very scared lay that u will scold me :(
(*____*)
Dear Anonymous,
As I've mentioned repeatedly during my lessons, please state your class.
Since you have an internet connection, you should simply e-mail the photo to me at ntuvpa@gmail.com.
Dear Anonymous,
REst assured, when I receive your photo by e-mial, I will reply to confirm.
There is no need to print the photo.
audrey wee siew yun (18)1e2
"potato head"
potato head,potato head,
i knoe u like to eat bread,
u are such a flathead,
i dunno wat to do to u instead.
Its fine with me,
but i can't gurantee,
that you are not a nobody.
(13) Nurul Adlin 1E2
-Blossom of 'beauty'
Is there a blossom of 'beauty'
or is it behind your booty?
With hair alike as a clown's hat,
or are you having an affair with an acrobat?
With thorns at the end,
is that a fancy trend?
But I must say you look pretty good,
and I hope you don't misunderstood!
Also go for a surgery!
To make those ugly spots away...
And I know till then,
that you will have a new affair with a patrolman!!!
Estelle Lim Wei Shin 1E2 (10)
A funny monster
dear funny monster
that's a funny nose
dear funny monster
talk about your clothes
Now i've just realise that
it sounds like red riding hood
thank goodness i discovered it
or it would have destroyed the mood...
I'm thinking & thinking
But what's there to think about?
just alittle glimse of you
The first thing I'll do is shout
So here is my poem
about the funny monster you won't want to meet
Pls give me a very good grade
To make this poem complete
pls kal tis no :63331411
Lee Yun Xiang 26 1E2
Stanley,stanley,why are your eyes are so dark,is it because of your exam marks?Why is your lips so red,is it done by your maid?Why do you have long whiskers,is it grow by your teachers?Why do you have demon's horn,is it you had just eaten a demon's corn?Why do you have a hideous nose,is it because the scent of your rose?Why are your cheeks so red,is it caused by your bed?Stanley,stanley,you are such a poor thing...
Lee Yun Xiang 26 1E2
Stanley,stanley
Stanley,stanley,
why are your eyes are so dark,
is it because of your exam marks?Why is your lips so red,
is it done by your maid?
Why do you have long whiskers,is it grow by your teachers?
Why do you have demon's horn,
is it you had just eaten a demon's corn?
Why do you have a hideous nose,
is it because the scent of your rose?
Why are your cheeks so red,
is it caused by your bed?Stanley,stanley,
you are such a poor thing...
Lee Yun Xiang 26 1E2
Stanley,stanley
Stanley,stanley,
why are your eyes are so dark,
is it because of your exam marks?
Why is your lips so red,
is it done by your maid?
Why do you have long whiskers,
is it grow by your teachers?
Why do you have demon's horn,
is it you had just eaten a demon's corn?
Why do you have a hideous nose,
is it because the scent of your rose?
Why are your cheeks so red,
is it caused by your bed?
Stanley,stanley,you are such a poor thing...
Lee Yun Xiang 26 1E2
Stanley,stanley
Stanley,stanley,
why are your eyes are so dark,
is it because of your exam marks?
Why is your lips so red,
is it done by your maid?
Why do you have long whiskers,
is it grow by your teachers?
Why do you have demon's horn,
is it you had just eaten a demon's corn?
Why do you have a hideous nose,
is it because the scent of your rose?
Why are your cheeks so red,
is it caused by your bed?
Stanley,stanley,you are such a poor thing...
1e2 Jonathan Ho
Dear stanley staley,
whatever happened to your face,
half a face is what you got,
so are you drinking from a pot.
Dear stanley stanley,
with your hair so red,
why don't you sleep on a bed.
Dear stanley stanley,
why is there a dot in your eye,
why don't you eat a pie.
Jonathan Ho said the previous poem i did not put my register no. the no. is (24)
Nur Azizah Bte Mohamed Nor
1e2
(12)
THE UGLY BIG MOUTH
Big mouth,oh big mouth
i always see u headin south
u have lips of a frog mouth
that makes u like a prince that frown.
Big mouth,oh big mouth
why u always came in fourth
does it have to do wif ur teeth?
which looks like an old dusty black cloth.
Big mouth,oh big mouth,
dust is coming into ur big holes
what my nose?
I forgot that u have a pig nose,
just because of the pills that makes u overdose.
Big mouth,oh big mouth
Don't feel bad or dun feel sad,
stop being talkative
so that people will respect you as what u wish to.
audrey wee siew yun
1e2
(18)
(my previous poem is too short, here is a continuition)
Potato head potato head,
u like to snore in bed,
did u hear wat i said?
or issit bcoz ur a dumbhead?
potato head, potato head,
everyone is way ahead,
except u the potato head.
everyone likes to read while u like to sleep
sleep, sleep,
ur so pervert u liketo peep
until ur deep asleep,
when ur in bad mood u tend to weep.
p.s when u want to sleep,do count some sheep!
Jasmine Lee Shu Fen(8)
Title: Double Eyes Goldilocks
Goldilocks, Goldilocks
Your hair is as gold as the sun,
Goldilocks, Goldilocks,
If you shave your hair you will look like a nun.
I really want your hair right now,
so i can tie my hair like a "char siew bao"(a name of a bun)
Goldilocks, Goldilocks
with a ribbon bow on your hair and poker dots on your shirt,
Goldilocks, Goldilocks
You looks like a clown with your beard so thick which looks like a bush.
Bryon Seng 20 1E2
Title: PHILO
Philo,Philo,Philo
With a great mass of yellow hair,
I’m sure you are a dirty fellow,
With your lips so red,
Which your mother made,
That means you treat her as your maid,
With your head soo large,
I doubt there is nothing in your head,
Well pampered boy,
With tons of toys,
Is there anything good about yourself?
techer my poem disapper le must i do another one?
Dear Anonymous,
I'm afraid you do have to repost your poem. Please insert (REPOSTED) at the top.
Thnaks.
PS: Could you have possibly posted it in another class' post?
leong shen si (09)1e2
(REPOSTED)
tittle:stanley
stanley stanley
you think everyone amuse you
but they abuse you
hehe...
just to get pretty girls attention
you just like to move it move it right?
stanley stanley
did you wear lens
and got your eyes inffection?
with blue eyes
you don look like a guy
stanley stanley
why is your hair red?
did you dyed it with red paint
or have it been infested by ring worms
stanley stanley
you have grown bear`s ears and beetle feeler`s
or did it just come out of your head so that you can attract girl`s attention
stanley stanley
when did you decided to be a girl?
putting lipstick the wrong way is a shame
with your lips like sweet (as if)
it sounds gross with lipstick
it looks like two hotdogs that were forced in yur lips
earrings that look like stawberry sauce that are dripping down anytime from your ears
stanley stanley
growing beard doesnt help
so i advise you to shave it off
shaving off doesnt help
why not try bleaching it ?
bleaching it might help
blue might be the next trend out
melor atika (11) 1e2
tittle:freaky farid
there was once a guy called freaky farid
whose eyes are blue and his nose so red
with tattoes on his body and a pierced nose
obviously farid,you look totally gross!
many people say that you're as cute as a doll
but frankly,i don't agree at all!
with that cute little smile
and dimples on your cheeks,
oh stop it farid!
you're making me sick!
many girls will freak out
when they see the new you
they'll be allergic to your face
and say "ACHOO!"
they'll never talk to you again
even if you smile
because they want a real boy
a hero,a guy
and guess what? you'll never be that guy
if you can't find out why,then beat it! FINE!
sheldon Keh(39)1e2
title:stanley ,stanley
stanley,stanley
why are your eyes so red?
is it bcause someone poke your eyes and fled.
stanley, stanley
why are your hair so redish and white?
isn't it too bright for your type.
stanley,stanley
why is your ears so sharp and green?
it is not very clean you know.
nurul aisha roslan
(14)1e2
title:freaky man
freak oh freak
you are so yellow
and you are so shallow
freak oh freak
you look so ugly
can't stop giggling
freak
hope you are not angry
or you will be hungry
we missss u!!!!don't leave us
my preciousssss(just kidding about precious)
Haha stan bro
who r u beverly?
sirrrr,1e2 relly really miss u!!!
tell us,1e2,when r u coming back?
from
1e2 boy
when are you coming back to teach us?????
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