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1E3 double agents, please upload your poems about your artwork in this post.

54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am a boy.. ur lessons are entertaini9n

Friday, July 08, 2005 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger AL said...

I'm glad you do - thank you for the postitive response "a boy"!

Friday, July 08, 2005 2:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi sir,
your lessons are very interesting and enjoyable!!I really enjoy your lessons...
Can't wait for more interesting lessons to come!!!

By: Satisfied gal

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi sir
your lesson ok ok but interesting lah............. still waiting to do the digital art ad..........

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30 muhamd haziq 1E3

TITLE: 'pretty' JAN
her face is so 'pretty' that i can vomit
yesterday i just saw a carb meat
after some make ups, she really looked good!
what a nice dude
thanks to me she's now wonderful
like a bluddy fool!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE SKY
FRY THE DYE
FLY VERY HIGH
I'M A CLOWN
MY COLOUR IS BROWN
I GO FROM
HIGH TO DOWN
WEAR A FUNNY CROWN
SMELL LIKE SHAN YU
TASTE LIKE A PIG
HAHAHA I GO AROUND
MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH&GAFF
I AM A CLOWN THAT FLYS

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(11)Masyusharah 1E3
Title:pretty princess!!
princess princess,
how are you princess?
look how pretty you are!
with your long black hair and
with wrinkle here and there!
look at that beard it is reallyyy
long !
how long have you keep your beard?
wooo,look at your blue eye
it is even bluer than the seas!
ooh really you look sooo matured!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14 Nurul Fatin Izzati 1E3

Title:Who's that girl?


Who's that girl?
The girl with the teeth so pearl
With rosy cheeks
And orange yellow streaks

Who's that girl?
With green mascara on the eye
And colourful polkadots tie

Who's that girl?
With eyes so sly
Oh she look so high

Who's that girl?
Oh just who is she?

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nazyha(12)
Title:Gorgeous baby doll
Baby doll,Baby doll
Look at how pretty you are,
Your face so pinkish,
Your eyeball so bluish,
Your hair so blackish,
Your teeth so white,
Your ear so peachy.
You are so matured!
Baby doll,baby doll
You are so gorgeous!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nazyha(12)
Title:Gorgeous baby doll
Baby doll,Baby doll
Look at how pretty you are,
Your face so pinkish,
Your eyeball so bluish,
Your hair so blackish,
Your teeth so white,
Your ear so peachy.
You are so matured!
Baby doll,baby doll
You are so gorgeous!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nazyha(12)
Title:Gorgeous baby doll
Baby doll,Baby doll
Look at how pretty you are,
Your face so pinkish,
Your eyeball so bluish,
Your hair so blackish,
Your teeth so white,
Your ear so peachy.
You are so matured!
Baby doll,baby doll
You are so gorgeous!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BY : CHO CHO (BERNIE) GLA GLA

I LOVE THE SKY
FRY THE DYE
FLY VERY HIGH
I'M A CLOWN
MY COLOUR IS BROWN
WEARS A FUNNY CROWN
SMELLS LIKE SHAN YU
TASTE LIKE A PIG
HAHAHA I GO AROUND
MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH&GAFF
I'M A CLOWN THAT FLYS

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[36]soong kenric 1e3
title:sexy gal
oh...sexy sexy,
you are so sexy,
as well as pretty,cute and beautiful...
with your pinky hair,
and your purple pony tail,
you are so gorgeous face that made me puke...
i"love" you!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chen weixin 1e3 01
tsk,tsk.
what a girl!

black forehead,
coloured hair,
pink earrings hanging in the air.
her smile so wide,
which pink teeth showed,
what a blue nose she had!

tsk,tsk.
what a girl!

she had no eyes and tears,
which made people feared.
purple eyebrows,
always frown.

tsk,tsk.
what a girl!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ryan, Ryan
why are you so talkative
and your attitude is so negative.
with your eyes so big and glaring,
they will make people staring.
Ryan, Ryan
Why are you so sacarstic,
It was asif your are sparstic.
But you are not crazy, you are just downright MAD!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

32 muhd nabil 1E3

TITLE: pinky hair

pinky hair,pinky hair
did you dye ur hair
pinky hair/ pinky hair
you are so fair
Did I care?
Why did you have so many badge
But its a good match
You have stupid earrings
Which are so irritating.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenneth kenneth
why r u so plastic
but sometimes so spastic
yuer so idiotic with big large
spougey eyes and love to eat ice with big boobs and sexy nose which look lyk plastic
Kenneth KENNETH
HOW I WISH U TO BE chxncxkbckvbnc kv ckcx vkxnvkx vhjd ficdhnf kidhfixcngfxdiofn dkfhjxc,gi,vb d kfvhjdlfuid dogfjdpfdlfuxf,.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

07 rachel lee rui qi 1e3

Tittle: the blonde girl

amina amina,
you have a nice long blonde hair
i know that you are in love
cause it is show in your eyes
you have a pinky cheek
a lovely necklace
makes you look beautiful
make sure you shave your beard everydae
cause now your beard are growing more and more

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

18 vanessa lim 1e3

kenric kenric
you are soo spastic with your red lipstick.
with pink fluffy hair that makes you look so idiotic.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

valarie low wei ting 1e3 10

keric kenric
you are so spastic
with big red boobs that look so plastic

with thick eye liner that look so idiotic
with yellow mucas oozing from your plastic nose.
you have such a big and fluffy hair that so idiotic.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 Nur'Ain Zainuddin 1E3

Title:Clown-face

Clown-face oh clown-face
you make me laugh everyday
With your silly play

Clown-face oh Clown-face
With colourful hair
And beard so square

Clown-face oh clown-face
With polka dots tie
I feel so shy

Clown-face oh clown-face
I feel so grace
Cause you have the greatest face

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name:christine lim (9)
class : 1E3

(Koops tuck)


oh koops boy,

you seems like someone famous,

with that fine moustache on your face.

you seems like MARIO but somehow like LUGI.

you have one thing that i am envy of,

which is none other than your big red nose.

is it born with nature or you paint it in red colour.

i never know,i never want to know.

you have red dots on your cheeks,

that looks like baby angsana seeds.



oh koops boy,

whats that on top of your head?

oh let me guess,

is it a mario hat or a santa hat?

you have people on your head,

they urinated on your head.

i finally understand that

why you have so many tiny winnie dendruf.


oh koops boy,

you have two weird purple ears,

that makes heaven god think that you are a purple freak.

for goodness sick please change your moon that sticks to your forehead.

why must it be a moon?

not a sun or a cloud.


oh koops boy,

you are indeed one fake mario!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

31 muhammad izyan

title:"IMH!!!ahhaah firdaus....

firdaus,firdaus,you look so ugly,
with hairs like mee.
eyes so black,
i think you eat too many snack.


Ears so big,
with nose some sort of a pig,
with horns similar of a devil,
your eyes being hit by pebbles,

there is more to say but no time.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[29]Leow Ren Hao 1E3
Kenneth,Kenneth
y r u an aqua
with big poofy lips
and ears like a beak

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like ur blog......love ur lesson....




signin off
NFI & NA(1E3)

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ryan,Ryan,Little Ryan
With hair boom up like a lion
And hair growing on your face
u like a big,fat lion
Ryan,Ryan,Little ryan
can u please not be fierce.
u like like a lion
that would scared all the children
When the day u become a lion
it is the day when the lions had died.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

27 KHOO JIAN HAO DENNIS 1E3

ULGY KENNETH

KENNETH,KENNETH,YOU ARE SO HANDSOME
YOU HAVE SO MANY STUBBLE
KENNETH,KENNETH,YOU HAVE GREEN HORNS
AND YOU HAVE A LONG MOUSTACHE
KENNETH,KENNETH,YOU HAVE EARINGS
YOU HAVE SIX DOTS ON YOUR FOREHEAD
AND A BIG MOLE ON YOUR FACE

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24 Ryan Fong 1E3

title joel joel

Joel Joel
You like tom drink from a well
Joel Joel
you have such big teeth
Joel Joel
your fur is so brown like a peanut
Joel Joel
your brain is as small as a peanut

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

39 yeo shan yu 1e3
strong man eat & eat
like a fat pig in the elephant
with big head
and big hands
kills every one with one hand

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name:carel chua (2)
class 1e3

hey colly cat
why do you have pimples all over your face
don't you wash your face everyday
you look like a cat with a pair of whiskers
have you eaten the wrong food for every meal

hey colly cat
why is your face so sandy
and smell like candy
please get your face clean before it rot
why do you have red ears
does u have the genes of your parents or is it by nature
how I wish I have one like yours

hey colly cat
have you accidentally eaten a moustache
that make you have one
u look so old with it
for goodness sake
please cut it off with a scissor
and bear with pain.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lim jia hwei(8) 1E3

Title: The hottest chic in town!
Hotty hotty the hottest
with jet black hair and
a million dollar smile
with jewellery adorning you makes you look even hotter!
you are hot
you are goregeous!
look out 4 the hotty!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

29 KWEKPENGHONG 1E3

SKINNY MAN EAT LESS AND LESS.
CAN'T I\KILL ANYONE
LIKE AN USELESS MAN
SITTING ON THE ROCKING CHAIR DOING NOTHING.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

33 Muhammad Nur Firdaus 1E3
Title:Idiotic man

What the hell are you?
And why do you mew?
You have an idiot face
because you don't tie your lace

You have a devil horn
when you are born
I hate your appearance
As it look very wrong.
I
Admit it
I can't bear to look at it.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[29]Leow Ren Hao 1E3

Kenneth,Kenneth
Why r u an ahqua
with big poofy lips
and the face like pig
Kenneth,kenneth

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[29]Leow Ren Hao 1E3

Kenneth,Kenneth
Why r u an ahqua
with big poofy lips
and the face like pig
Kenneth,kenneth

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

33 Muhammad Nur Firdaus 1E3
Title:Idiotic man

What the hell are you?
And why do you mew?
You have an idiot face
because you don't tie your lace

You have a devil horn
when you are born
I hate your appearance
As it look very wrong.
I
Admit it
I can't bear to look at it.y wrong.
I
Admit it
I can't bear to look at it.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alycia Yeo (21) 1 e 3
D Devil
D Devil,
Taking Away Peoples' Souls And Not Even Visiting Their Burial,
With 2 Huge Fiery Horns,
Used To Kill Babies Newly Born,
With Eyes As Red As Blood,
Don't Ever Look Down On Them,They Can Cause Floods.
With A Trident So Sharp It Can Kill,
It Will Kill You Even Before You Have Your Last Meal!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(REPOST)[29]Leow Ren Hao 1E3
Title:O'beast
O'beast,o'beast
u look like a big fat cheese dale cheese
With huge lump of fats around your body,and poofy lips
O'beast,o'beast,
with those weights on you,
you r not up to any sport.
O'beast,o'beast
u look like a big fat balloon,
that when a bullet goes through your anus
IT WILL BURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(03) Esther Liu En 1E3

Title:Alexandra //-

alexandra , alexandra
you act so much like a tomboy,
but you made everyone enjoy.
Your long blonde hair so straight,
and it looks great.

alexandra , alexandra
your eyes are so wide,
when people stared at it,
they died.

alexandra , alexandra
your cheeks are so red,
people ahead seen it,
they would not benefit.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEO WEI TING ALYCIA(20)1E3
TITLE:EXTREMELY MADE OVER

San yu,san yu
REMEMBER what you've told me to do?
You 'BEGGED' me to do a make over for you,remember?You said that you'll pay any sum of amount as long as i promise you to turn your face just like 'CINDERBRELLA'

GUESS what?I've made your dream come true.....TRUST me or not?i'm sure you do.

Oh SAN YU....
LOOK at your be...u..tiful brown face just like the want you describe as the 'CINDERBRELLA'
I know that if you were to spent your WHOLE ENTIRE day suntannin you will be so exhausted and might even end up faintin
But not to worry,i've already done what you ask me to.

WOW.....!
LOOK!
JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR CLOSELY..........!
Look at your 'beautifool' long hair and the latest LIPSTICK!
Now your face had turn JUST LIKE a 'no shape' bamboo stick.
it has 'definitely' look 'slimmer' than before...WHY DO YOU STILL LOOK SO UNHAPPY?

OH...
Don't you worry!
Everthing is FREE OF CHARGE!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

04 Daphne Fong

Title: The girl who looks crazy!
Aly,Aly,Aly
Just look at you,
you look worse than a 'ahem',pig.
Your eyes are BLOodSHOT RED...
i feel so scared...
please dont look at me with thoses eyes,
i will faint!!
Curly,Curly,
Wirly,Wirly,
your hair is just too too curly, wirly
i can't stand it..snap that curly wirly hair away
now nobody will reconize you
as i am the one giving you an extreme makeover!!!
Don't you ever go out
because you look like a crazy person!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:02:00 PM  
Blogger AL said...

Dear 1Ethreeans,

Thanks for your fantabulous response.

For the digital video eager beavers, I'm afraid the Digital Art Room still has hardware issues which aren't resolved, so we'll have to wait.

Keep your comments coming!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[06] Rachel Lee Ruey Yu [1E3]

Title: - 'Charming' Guy -
Hey guy,look at you,
You seem so glum,
Like sticking in the gum.

Why are you wearing a shade,
in such a sunny day?!

You've got such wonderful hair,
That i've never ever seen before,
Why are they so green at the bottom and oily on the top??

Why is your nose so SPEACIAL??
With two large holes and a red dot.

Your shirt seems so cool,
With a CUTE little PINK ribbon attached to it.

Charming,Charming,Charming
Why are you so CHARMING?!

You should go out more,
So that girls will be 'attracted' to you.

What a 'CHARMING' guy!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Repost)39 Yeo Shan Yu

some say lay
some say la
some say this man very funny la
but i say he is not
cause i create him myself lol
man,man...
why you dont look like a man
like a gay??????????????????????






SIAO......................................................................................
wao lao ae so sian la...

Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[19]Shu Yuan ~1E3~
Title:Who are you?

Who are you?
hanging such a big glum face
you look like you are born in space,
coming down to earth to stay

Who are you?
wearing such a big black shade,
it looks so scary,
i'm afraid.

You look so chinese,
just like spilling peas.
won't you look at yourself?
looking like an elf

who are you?
i'm thinking hard...
Do i know you?
while i'm in blue

blackish hair,
just like leatherback
rosy pink face,
felt like a pink lace

Who are you?
just who are you?

Thursday, July 14, 2005 8:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clarissa Tan (17)1E3

Title: Curly Wurly

Curly Wurly, Curly Wurly
Your hair is so curly
Just like spaggetti
Your freckles are so scary
it looks like brown ants
Once people see it,
They will wet their pants
Although your freckles are not attractive,
Your eyes are!
People's eyes will flickle
once they see the sparkle in your eyes
Your spectacle's are so thick
It is as thick as a stick
What I like most is..........
The mole on the right side of your face
As I always stare at your 'special' mole,
I always trip on my lace
As I always fall,
I always have blue blacks on my face
How stupid of me to sacrifice my face
just to see your pretty mole
forever stuck at the same place
oh....
how i wish i could marry you
to stare at your 'special mole
All day long
Till i'm ole

Thursday, July 14, 2005 9:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan Lim (5) - 1E3
Title: Simply exquisite

As I gaze into your eyes,
My heart is filled with surprise
For I've never seen such beauty
That is bestowed upon thee

You have such stunning hair
That would surely make people stare
Strands of green and white
makes you look more radiant than light!

Your eyes are so stiking
Just like a fierce lightning
They are as blue as the sea
Oh so lovely and sparkly!

A Monalisa smile shines on your face
It gives you such charm and grace.

You are simply exquisite!

Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16,rebecca nor shahidah binte ,1E3

dear blondie,
do you still remember me
i am the one who changed you from ugly bernie to gorgeous blondie
blondie oh blondie
don't you forget me
i put you through extreme makeover
all that for free

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name:carel chua (2)
class 1e3
title:colly cat
hey colly cat
why do you have pimples all over your face
don't you wash your face everyday
you look like a cat with a pair of whiskers
have you eaten the wrong food for every meal

hey colly cat
why is your face so sandy
and smell like candy
please get your face clean before it rot
why do you have red ears
does u have the genes of your parents or is it by nature
how I wish I have one like yours

hey colly cat
have you accidentally eaten a moustache
that make you have one
u look so old with it
for goodness sake
please cut it off with a scissor
and bear with pain.

Thursday, July 21, 2005 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name:carel chua (2)
class 1e3
title:colly cat
hey colly cat
why do you have pimples all over your face
don't you wash your face everyday
you look like a cat with a pair of whiskers
have you eaten the wrong food for every meal

hey colly cat
why is your face so sandy
and smell like candy
please get your face clean before it rot
why do you have red ears
does u have the genes of your parents or is it by nature
how I wish I have one like yours

hey colly cat
have you accidentally eaten a moustache
that make you have one
u look so old with it
for goodness sake
please cut it off with a scissor
and bear with pain.

Thursday, July 21, 2005 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name:shaun boon(40)
class:1E3
title:dillony demony

dillony demony with your lips so blue,no wonder no one kisses you...
with horns so red and chin so black,i bet your life is a wreak

dillony demony with ur eyes so white,is it because u stared at the light?
y did u pierce your ears so may times?was it because u heard my rymes?

dillony demony with that awful scar on your face...the person who was after you must have given a chase

Thursday, July 21, 2005 2:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(22)Cedric Siah Yi 1E3

Thursday, July 21, 2005 2:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(22)Cedric Siah yi 1E3
Title:Warrior of the night
warrior warrior
your armour so thick
your are as quick as lightning
your weapon so frightening
ur face so scary
yet so handsome
your indentity is a mistery
warrior warrior u are so brave
warrior warrior
you are my hero

Thursday, July 21, 2005 3:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(22)Cedric Siah yi 1E3
Title:Warrior of the night
warrior warrior
your armour so thick
your are as quick as lightning
your weapon so frightening
ur face so scary
yet so handsome
your indentity is a mistery
warrior warrior u are so brave
warrior warrior
you are my hero

Thursday, July 21, 2005 3:00:00 PM  

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