2E5 double agents, please upload your poems about your artwork in this post.
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53 Comments:
~~~Lame~~~
Sir uR leSSioN bErY lAmE...
he he he he...
Dear Anonymous Lamer,
As mentioned during my lessons, if you don't highlight what particularly about my lesson was lame, then I wouldn't know what it is, that I should change.
It looks like endless more lame lessons to come for you then.
~~~Lame~~~
u tell russ abt ur sister is Lame and u look abit Lame too...
Ur powerpoint slide is ok-ok but... da words R too ssslllooowww
and u keep repeating da image of da lion and NUS i think...
Daniel Tan (38)
2E5
Elliot, Elliot
u look like S.R.Nathan,
but, ur beard is like Bin Laden.
Elliot, Elliot
ur eyes R like fishballs onli wif dots,
when u play online games all u do is bot,
stop sticking ur tongue out like a dog,
all u do to ur employees is dock,
then u sit down, turn around and watch da clock,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
to make it simple, u R a dog thats likes to watch da clock.
~~~End~~~
Dear Lamer,
Thank you for your more accurate feedback and assessment of my microLESSON.
Your disdain for delayed PowerPoint animations has been noted.
The logo was that of NIE, not NUS, and yes my sister is bit of an exotic beauty, but I unfortunately, cannot change the way she looks.
As for my looks, perhaps you can sponsor an extreme makeover for your poor old art teacher, so that you don't have to bear with his excruciatingly "lame" looks. What say you?
erm...
maybe...
naw...
waste of money...
it wont help u...
get it?
Sir Ur lesson keep it at the rainforest lab. Got nice environment to do art.Pls.
You look so beautiful
as if you are an angel from heaven.
i feel very uncomfortable everytime u are not with me.
I feel jealous when other boys talk to u.
So I think you know who i am.
Dominic(36)
2E5
Chee Kian, Chee Kian
the ultimate talker
cheat money,cheat teacher
what a lame creature
U take away people's pride
and insult their unqualified brains.
Ur brainis as simplified as an insane person.
Ur can't think by yourself and it becomes much worse.
You lovely little fool.
The one with the lousy freaky eyes.
Dear Rainforest-loving Anonymous Student of mine,
It seems you are the only one who prefers having your Art lessons in the lab - what about the rest of you?
Dear Jealous Anonymous Poet,
Please state your name, class and register number for the following poem which you wrote:
You look so beautiful
as if you are an angel from heaven.
i feel very uncomfortable everytime u are not with me.
I feel jealous when other boys talk to u.
So I think you know who i am.
OTHERWISE, I will not know if this is your submission for the mission, or if you are merely writing about me.
Chan Fann Howe (22)
2E5
Ernest,Ernest,
U r so mature,
Fit 2 be a entreprenuer.
Ernest,Ernest,
U have a decent look,
That y recently u have a girl,
U r good in handling the girl,
All the boys have 2 stand aside.
Ernest,Ernest,
U r the best in 2E5,
U beat Julius,Elliot,
And won the Admiration of Candice,
Ernest,Ernest,
U have the guts 2 Karate them,
Chee Kian and Elliot,
While they r staring at u like a nerd.
Ng Chee Kian (35)
2E5
Domnic the dwarf
Dominic Dominic
you are not big
Dominic Dominic
why don't you eat?
everybody looks at u
but every one thinks u look like a fool
you think that you are so handsome
but u are just like creating nuisance!
you always think that you are huge
you always think that u are good
but to me, u are not more than a dude.
so one day u might just be killed,
but before that , remember to eat to your fill!
khng ren hao simon(31)
2e5
julius julius
chubby fellow
with every move you make
it seems so wrong.
julius julius
naughty fellow
even though you irritates people
you have many friend.
julius julius
crazy fellow.
(06) Nur Amalina binti Rashid
The Lion Julius Girl
Julius, Julius
You are so chubby
With a kitten nose on your face
A smile that never end
That is the Julius, the lion
With lots of water coming out from the lion mouth,
make your uniform wet..
With a long hair,
that makes you look liked a girl...
With a cartoon tie, you look so mad!!
Your hair is so beautiful ,loses all the girls..
Therefore be a girl forever..
the lion Julius!!!
I am from 2E5, Amalina
08 Nur Hidayah Bte Mohamed 2e5
Title:Being a nerdy
Ernest Ernest
you're such a nerd
So smart so gentleman
Just be a nerd
Dun be cool
if you're a nerd
cause a nerd
is always a nerd
Dun be such a gentleman
cause a gentleman is not a man
be a chairman
is the best
cause you are the man among the other man
Zhenglu 39 2E5
TITLE:I DON KNOW
I REALLY DONT KNOW
REALLY REALLY DONT KNOW
WHO KNOW WHAT IS THIS ?
WHAT IS GOING ON ?
ANYONE KNOW ?
23 CHIA MING KUANG
TITLE:AH GOON
ah goon ah goon u r soo co0l...
y do u have a beautiful mouth that i want it too
u look like animal that i have seen at the zoo...
and u guess wad is it..is a monkey..monyet(in malay)
11 Sa'idah Bte Mohd Suhaimi 2E5
Sa'idah,Sa'idah
u look so fine
but when i see you
it makes me wanna puke
i did'nt mean to say tat
but its the only truth
but be smart,be strong
n boys will come 4 u
So always be good
eventhough u're not
u will find u're way
to ugly nerdy land
hope u find wat u need
as if u're wif me
yiou'll suffer for the
rest of u're life!!!
20Toh Wan Yan Dorothy
Tittle:Pretty
Pretty,pretty,
like a princess
Princes,princes,
printing pieces to you
Your eyes twinkling like a twister
Can you guess who you are?
YOU are a star!
Really you are!
25 Clarke Goh 2E5
Title: Cheeky
Cheeky, cheeky,
why do u haf such a attractive hairstyle that i want it too?
though active, but ur not too responsive
you lame so much in class like u had just renaissance
Cheeky, cheeky
ur so smart,
but being smart means being stuck-up
u tink ur so good at laming,
but ur juz a sissy old dame,
So are you GAMED?
Md Sufian
2e5
(34)
Tiltle: Julius,boo-ness...moral, curious....
julius oh julius
u a such a pest
but i wonder why teachers says u the best.
i cant eat when thinking of u
i cant sleep when thinking of u
but dont take it as compliment cauz the word 'friends' will never come true!
julius oh julius
i know that u are clever
but dont looked down on students whose teachers says 'never'!
although have'nt u heard e word talents
not sure if u'll go to heaven
julius oh julius
i dont want to be rude
but i think i should say that
ur the one's to be 'boo-ed'
julius oh julius
i'll end this crap
cauz i cant take it ur rap
so-long for now
thus good bye
and oh...DONT CRY...!
Julius D. Roberts
Class:2E5
Index Number:29
Tittle: The New Kid On The Block
There's a new kid on the block
and boy,that kid is tough,
that new kid punches hard,
that new kid plays real tough,
that new kid's big and strong,
with muscles everywhere,
that new kid tweaked my arm,
that new kid pulled my hair.
That new kid likes to fight,
and picks on all the guys,
that new kid scares me some,
(that new kid's twice my size),
that new kid stomped my toes,
that new kid swiped my ball,
that new kid's really bad,
I dont't care for him at all.
yoyo
ur lessons are kool.kool as in very kool we should use photoshop to make it better!!=)
just to let u know the only improvement u need is......
NOTHING
great job hope ur assignment is a SUCCESS!!
Sa'idah bte mohd suhaimi[11]
[REPOST]
Title:The girl at the corner
sitting in the corner
not that noticed
wandering wat to do to herself
people pass by her
just thinking about themselves
just minding their business
just keeping comments to themselves
this frail little girl
so skinny so thin
wif a pathetic look
n not a smile on her face
i pity her,
the who sits at the corner...
Ernest Goh Chang Zheng
2E5
(27)
Title:Freako
Fann Howe is a study freak.
His brain is made up from a pile of sticks.
As helpless as it seems,
the thing portruding out of his seams,
are actually candy,
bought at a dandy shopping spree.
But that fateful day when he had the flu,
his parents turned away from him and they felt so very very blue.
He soon turned violent and silent,
he became so lonely that
they just call him a phony wombat,
as the wild has become his natural habitat.
As Fann Howe loves to day dream,
his self esteem just went away,
and doomsday finally came.
But before leaving this primary school,
he whirled of to this class of fools.
And that was how i got to know Fann Howe,
The ultimate study freak.
Change is good. Digital life can take over,if more teachers would care to try it.
Koh Ming Cheng Alton
2e5
(32)
title: Julius the little fry
Julius , Julius,
you are so cute,
and yet so "toot",
to think you like to shoot,
you are still so cute.
Julius , Julius,
you are so very smart,
just that you such have a bad heart,
right from the start,
apart from your sweetheart,
you are just a piece of tart.
Julius ,Julius,
don't ever you wear a tie,
yes i know that you are shy,
please don't cry,
for which you are a guy,
sigh ...
you make me feel so high,
oh my,
i got to say good-bye,
you little fry...
dear sir why the hybridzation ahs to be canceled?by the boss do u think we can replaced the lesson??
and if we dont have hybridzization wad will we have??i cant find any mroe lessons....
Nur Hazirah Binte Sukarji (7)
2e5
Title: The unforgotten tale
She's walking these same tracks,
Trying to regain her back.
She's having a bad day,
Thinking about yesterdays.
She's mistaken,
She's mistreat,
She's forsaken,
Life's bittersweet.
She and dad don't work well.
Daddy always asked what was wrong?
But he doesn't understand,
He won't understand,
He CAN'T.
Dad doesn't know her.
And when she's sad,
she's feelink blue,
She conceal herself in her room,
Safe from her fears,
Where she sings herself to sleep.
Good night.
Nur Sabrina Bte Mohd Idries (9) 2e5
Title: harith the little chap
Harith…harith…
You are so fine…
So fine that you blow my mind…
Wil you be mine?
your teeth so pearly white…
and if you believe this…
I have to thanked god that you are that bright…
Harith…ouh harith…
You look so fat…
I even dare to bet…
That after you exercise with your cat…
You will still be as fat…
I’m just kidding…Don’t you get mad…
Ouh harith…harith…
I have to end this crap…
As it’s time to say goodnight…
So long and good night…
You little chap…
Chiu Wye Weng (24) 2E5
Chee kian,the hairless
Chee Kian,Chee Kian,
"Botak" u r.
Chee Kian,Chee Kian,
Damn LAME u r.
Day after day,
Your hair never grows.
I hav more hair then u,
HA,HA,HA!!!
sharifah nur assyura(12) 2e5
TITTLE:The easy-going girl
Sharifah...Sharifah...
you look fine...
eventhough you are not that kind...
you bring joy and laughter...
whether it is summer,spring,autumn or winter...
you don't really care what people say...
as long as you are happy and simply walks away...
you tend to crack jokes...
and you like to drink coke....
people must treat you well...
and they would not get any swell...!!
2e5 lim fang yong(33)
title:ahdom ahdom
ahdom ahdom,when can u stop being so domish& childish.
i kno ulov candice alot but u cant hav her
coz someone already hav her heart so stop being so luv sickening.
(REPOSTED)
Chan Fann Howe (22)
2E5
TITLE:The over-matured Chairman in 2E5
Ernest,Ernest,
U r so mature,
Fit 2 be a entreprenuer.
Ernest,Ernest,
U have a decent look,
That y recently u have a girl,
U r good in handling the girl,
All the boys have 2 stand aside.
Ernest,Ernest,
U r the best in 2E5,
U beat Julius,Elliot,
And won the Admiration of Candice Lim.
Ernest,Ernest,
U have the guts 2 Karate them,
Chee Kian and Elliot,
While they r staring at u like a nerd or an idiot.
Digital Art can help us in prsentation and in lot of projects.
Even though the rainforest lab was taken, the ava room will also be a good alternative for us. U can show us wat digital teaching is all about.
Harith (28)
2E5
Title: what a moron
sabrina, sabrina,
what a moron,
as your hair looks like an amazon.
sabrina, sabrina,
you like to insult me and my friends.
that makes you really a moron.
Although you look decent,
I saw what you did recently.
sabrina, sabrina,
you are smart,
its just that you have a bad heart.
when I look at you have that stupid grin,
it just makes my heart want to break apart.
37 Syahrul Anuar 2E5
Curious,Furios,Notorious,Naughtiest Julius
Julius,Julius
Why are you so curious?
Julius,Julius
You make me curious about orange Julius
Julius,Julius
I have never saw you been furious
I wonder how would you look like when you're furious
Even though that you are so cute
You can't be a mute
Julius,Julius
How did you make orange Julius famous?
When you are so notorious
But you will always be victorious
Julius,Julius
You made us hate you sometimes
Even though your orange Julius are not quite nice at times
Just don't cry when I say this
And also dont be piss
Julius,Julius
You are sometimes cry baby
But you are clever maybe
So I will just stop here
Because you probably kill me with a spear
Elliot Chua Fu Guang (26)
2E5
Daniel The Menace
Daniel, Daniel,
Had his mind discarded,
Every since he was retarded,
Daniel, Daniel,
How dumb you are,
After eating all those sweets,
You got big holes in your teeth,
Daniel, Daniel,
Even when u tried to kiss,
That Girl took one look at you and you were Dismissed.
Daniel, Daniel,
Although after all the operations you took,
Still She said "Your still a retarded even after the change"
---THE END---
hey ur lessons is fun.. it is interesting to do art using computer much better to draw jus using pencil and paper... hope ur assignment is a success...
~~~Lame~~~
go 2 rainforest lab la or other place where got air con ok liao
~~~Lame~~~
4 our lessons 4 2e5
2E5 ~~~ROX~~~
~~~Lame~~~
U RAWKS!!!
shirley 16 2e5 : your eyes so blue .
your m0uth s0 co0l .
the ears like rabbit .
and the whiskers like cat .
with the ribbon 0n your neck .
and the scar 0n ur face .
y0u lo0k so W0NDERFUL .
muahaahaa .
mildred foo wei ting 02
2e5
a silly easter egg
you look so silly,
just like a dumbty.
with a red dot on your head,
that will always never fade.
your colourful and curly hair,
makes you look so fair.
and the ribbon on your head,
makes you look like an easter egg.
digital art sucks. some of us don't have computer at home to do the homework.
Who says. Digital art is better than most other subjects. Digital imaging is the new knowledge we students have to learn to prepare us in future IT lessons. One more thing. Have u ever found a publically available pc in a hot and stuffy room? With air-con and wonderful lessons waht could be better than computer based IT lessons. If u do not have a computer at ur home u have to go to a friend's house to do the work.
It won't be fair to those who are in favour of digital life.
Sir where can we get all those funny clips and those funny adverts?
~~~Lame~~
CHER!!!~
Where did euu run to?
(.)(.)
__
Where???
damn it , traditional art sucks to the core... i prefer digital art...
i agree man. digial art rocks!
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