2E3 double agents, please upload your poems about your artwork in this post.
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43 Comments:
David Beckham Ng Beng Sim (89)
7E3
John Terbotak
John, John
You are so on!
John John
You smell like Roti John.
I love the way you yawn,
with that huge mouth and cosmetic surgery you've undergone.
Do you like to eat prawns?
Beacuse you look a little withdrawn.
Hunching up like a prawn,
you sit in one corner with your popcorn.
Dear sir...
the few advises which i think u can use....
Firstly... u dont really need to make the students call u by "sir" the students think that u are really strict but i know u are jus showing respect to the VP...
By the way u talk, the way u lecture, i can see taht u are a very knowledgable man but the methods u use is juz too "unfun"...
Let the class have fun... this class of mine knows when to study and when to have fun but mostly having fun... my class may be out of control but has it own limits... let your lessons by fun and relazing... The old art teacher was gd as he allowed us to play and stuff during class but in the end he knows that the class still passes up work on time...
Dont let the lesson be planned... teach how u wan it, joke abt, laugh with the class, have fun with the class with teaching... (Isn't that teachin?No offence)
Well, lastly, this is not asking much from u but, try 2 treat yr students like normal frens which u socialize with everyday,feel free to tell what u want, treating us as students which work and work everyday a.k.a prisoners of school is a big mistake to me...
~[XiA.LaN.KiA]~ Agent Infinty
Dear Agent Infinity,
Bravo! The most detailed and helpful feedback thus far.
I'm utterly grateful for your constructive comments and will use them to tweak my lesson delivery.
Monday was a particularly horrid day for me, as I discovered to my dismay, that I will not have the luxury of using many of the facilities I have booked for your Art lessons, due to changes in the school curriculum.
I therefore have to rush through this week's lesson, before the new changes take effect over the next few days.
Cikgu Abdullah is absolutely a much more experienced and proficient teacher than I am, so I can see why you prefer his personal style.
You might just get what you ask for, if Cikgu Abdullah decides to return to Greenview.
Many thanks for the feedback and keep your comments coming!
33
Shawn Wong
2E3
Clement,Clement
lemon clement
you are so f*t
lemon clement
you are like watermelon
another thing like you is a wintermelon.
lemon clement
you are very funny
lemon clement
you also got a lot of money
lemon clement
you are my good friend clement.
The little terrapin
little baby terrapin,
you are so useless,
without your big mama,
you are so helpless,
without your big papa,
you are so naive,
little baby terrapin,
your hair is so curly
Tan Zhong Jie(36)
2e3
Animal farm
Buffalo,Buffalo
You look like a dough,
You plough the field,
You hate the sun,
But you like the bun,
And you like to run,
But you won the race,
And you became an ace of the animals.
Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
(NAMED)
The little terrapin
little baby terrapin,
you are so useless,
without your big mama,
you are so helpless,
without your big papa,
you are so naive,
little baby terrapin,
your hair is so curly
Animal farm
Buffalo,Buffalo
You look like a dough,
You plough the field,
You hate the sun,
But you like the bun,
And you like to run,
But you won the race,
And you became an ace of the animals
Low Jianhao Jonathan(22)
2E3
Hak Hak,
u look so cute,
your face look like a kueh,
when i see u i feel like eating u,
ur head have 4 eyes instead of 2,
u are so special to me,
ur head have a special shape,
u have nice hair,but u do not need to gel ur hair,
but... i still treat u as a FRIEND
35
clement tan
2e3
shawn,shawn
prawn,shawn
you are like a lovely prawn...
prawn, shawn
you always watch p*rn
prawn,shawn
you always shop for pawn
prawn,shawn
likes to eat prawn
this is my good friend shawn....
Dear sir...
MOnkies Donkies...
MOnkey monkey....
U are occupied wif tons of donkeys
u look as if u are so swanky....
But u are still a monkey...
u wanted to look hunky....
But u are so damn funky....
So just be a punky...
And a happy monkey
-=(*jeffire*)=-.....the Procastinator
title:colourful world
My colourful world as bright as the sun, with rainbow streaks that look like a freak.cheeks that glow n lips that shine, on a snowy christmas night.
Sheeny Lim (04)
2E3
title: mr wirdo
mr wirdo.
you are so wired.
you look so funny with your stupid beard.
and with your spotty face you look so funny.
with your pinky hair you look so yucky.
and with your yellow earrings dangling on your ears,
it fits you perfectly.
oh mr wirdo.
you are so yucky.
Siti Suriyana(12)2e3
Title:Ugly Woman
Woman you are so ugly that would make me puke everytime I saw you
You are so ugly that a monster will run amay when he saw you.
You are so ugly that a baby will cry when he or she saw yoU.
You are so ugly that even a crocodile will run away whe saw you.
You are the uglies woman that i had ever seen!
Hazliyana bte Mohd Dali(01)2e3
Ugly Creature
Haz Haz
You are an ugly creature
until you are being capture
So ugly just like your picture
I am very sure
that all your bones are fractured
after you are injured
you like eating the bean curd
only then you will be cured
syahmi, syahmi
your so hansome
that kidneppers asked you for ransom
you choose to get fried than be hired
you are so smartthat your sweetheart fell in love with you
koh qi chang(21)
2e3
title
:the fiery freak
fiery freak, fiery freak
what a weak geek
you might not know what you seek
but why don't you juz take a peek
and what ever you seek
might just come to you
live strong and strive
cause it dosen't matter how you look or where u come from
it's where you go
title:The Pretty Princess
There was a princess named Fifi
She had a bestfriend named SOffi
Both of them like to eat chilli
And people thought they are very silly..
Soffi accidentally ate a poisonous chili and she died
Fifi became sad and she cried and cried
Ng Hak Soon (29)
2e3
Piggy is big
Piggy lyks to dig in the mud
as he twig his tail
he rigs and digs
however the pigg wig fall off
and so he has to dig out his wig
and have a jig
he has a tig
and found it big
rebecca wong *~*(( 16 ))*~*
2e3
lee ying lee ying
ah ying, ah ying
you look like you are dying
and stop dancing around
with that sickening song.
ah ying, ah ying
you look like a thing..
with a hilarious figure
and a sickening voice
27 Muhammad Junaid Azli Ameen 2e3
Strawberry Wong,u r a nerd
with ur nerdy glasses
and strawberry-shaped head
Where did u get ur eyebrows which join 2gether in the middle?
I can't think of anything else to say but the bottomline is this:u r a nerd but u r also my friend:)
(repost)
09Safirah Bte Safari 2e3
title:The Pretty Princess
There was a princess named Fifi
She had a bestfriend named SOffi
Both of them like to eat chilli
And people thought they are very silly..
Soffi accidentally ate a poisonous chili and she died
Fifi became sad and she cried and cried
muhammad faiz 2e3 (24)
one day alvin was skating down the hill but fell down on his hump with a thump on the backside while riding.thumping down down the hill he goes all day long.
39 SHUY YEOW ERN 2E3
nerdy alvin
i feel so sorry for your rotten beauty
you totally need some surgery to make u better
your strawberry pink lips and cheeks
simply make living things weep
go for some body check-up if u can
because you smell worse than anything
siti nur raudha bza 11,2e3
a girl name doda
doda,dodi...
always moody...
body soo muddy...
she's friendly...
always sleepy...
hate sweeping...
like singing...
now you know,...
the life of,...
doda,dodi...!
TITLE: Finding A new Hope
Every World has A hero
This hero have a task
A mission to find people life
Life is like a weather
Hot and Cold we will never know
Every time the weather change
It means Bad Day
Evry time it sunny
it means A happy day
Every You Cry
It means sad
Everytime u smile
It make me feeling like a miles from You.....
Teng Jing Yin (14)
2E3
title: nicky
nicky nicky you are so freaky.
wearing the stupid bikini.
with the boobs so bulgy.
your ears look so flappy.
like a bird spreading it's wings so proudly.
nicky nicky you are so pervertic.
looking at those porns make your nose bleed.
nicky nicky,
you look so bloody ugly!
title:little piggy
There was a pig who is forever a gig
He like to wig his tail and find his stick friend, twig
He also like to dig
Everybody love him as he was fat and big
But sometimes he was hit for being sick
(REPOST)
title: friends
thick and thin
Through good and bad
Times spent with them
Are the best that you had
Through yelling and fighting
We go through it all
We'll always be together
We will never fall
Make-up and Lies
Good times and bad
Boys and Cries
Are the memories we had
Some friends come
Some friends go
But we'll stay together
Forever and so
Inside Jokes
Secret codes
Nicknames, fun and games
Putting eachother through loads
We love eachother
More than anything
And we'll never break the bond
That will hold our hearts together
Forever and so on
Deep conversations
Through all the nights
To help eachother get through
They meant more to me then you know
Because I shared them with you
Always friends
Until the end
All that you've read is the definition
Of true best friends
38 Alvin Wong 2E3
Tittle: Super Pig
piggy oh piggy,
you are so cheeky.
with nose so big,
and hair like a wig,
you are like my sunshine.
As day by day pass,
your stay in the farm may not last,
but still, you will always be the best pig from day to dusk.
title: ALVIN
Alvin rode his bike and headed for a hump and he decided to try to jump as he wanted to show how he can be flung but he fell to the ground with thump and he said" what a crazy way to be flung"
title: the best looking person
wanti wanti...
you are so pretty...
with that mole on your face...
your beauty is perfect...
wanti wanti...
you are always smiling...
what can i do but to keep lsughing...
wanti wanti...
with that spec of yours...
you are the best looking person on this earth...
doris ho *(( 02 ))* 2e3 (-o-)
sheeny, sheeny
sha nia, sha nia
you have got a face of an ah mah,
a eyes of a evil fox,
a mouth of a evil dog.
you spoil my mood everytime i see you, and you makes me wanna vomit
you snatch my friends away from me,
and makes me feel so lonely,
sha nia, sha nia
you actually not bad sometimes
you treat me popiah,
and i treat you nothing
*(( no offence ))* [signing off]
Nur Syazwani (08)
2E3
Tittle: freaking gurl
when i see you i will freak
because your face makes me shriek
that sometimes cause me to squeak
because of your ugly hair
and people have to beware
of your face
as you have a pink eyebrow
but there is something unique
with your colourful spectacle that you have add
overall is quite bad
because of your horrible face
Siti Thuhaibatul Islamiah (13)
2e3
Tittle:Little Red Snub nose
Hey there Little Red Snub Nose,
Busy choosing some clothes huh?!!
She look up and froze...
When she pick on this blouse printed with rose on it....
Hey Little Red Snub Nose!!
Don't you know those clothes are ugly!
What a bad taste ou have!
Come, let me show you a some fabulous clothes...
Then....
Hey Little Red Snub Nose!
This clothes look fabulous on you!
Go with a pink colour curly wig and a big bow will make it a perfect outfit!
This is the way you should dress as a LITTLE RED SNUB NOSE!!
Germain Yee(18)2e3
Title:A Mop Of Mess
A mop of mess that is like maths
Confusing and tangling as scary as lightning
Green and curly looks so grassy
Grey and bushy cotton candy i m waiting
Black and round like the panda in the mosco
Pink and blushing always
Siti Suriyana(12)2e3
Title:Ugly Woman
(REPOST)
Woman you are so ugly that would make me puke everytime I saw you
You are so ugly that a monster will run away when he saw you.
You are so ugly that a baby will cry when he or she saw you.
You are so ugly that even a crocodile will run away whe saw you.
Woman you are so ugly that anyone will get sore eyes when saw you.
You won't even get the chance to see people out there.
You are the uglies woman that i had ever seen.
You are the uglies woman in the whole wide world
(REPOST)
06 Ng Kar Young 2e3
title:colourful world
my colourful world is like the sun,
once u touch it,it comes undone
rainbows colours in my hair,
cheeks that glow with pink of health
lips that have a glossy shine,
a beard that looks as dark as a blackbird,
that looks obvious on a christmas night,
10 Sim Lee Ying 2E3
Title:Joys & Laughter
All of u will forever be my friends, who always blend in with trend.
We gather together and share troubles, but jokes are always on the roll.
U burp and i smirk, u laughed, i shrieked.
WE are always different, but we share common purpose, to be happy and lead our lives carefully.
Rahavan932)
2e3
Title:Rahavan...Rahavan
Rahavan...rahavan
Why did you put your hand in the fan??
Now your clan has no pan
And now i have to go to the land to get a can
Rahavan...rahavan
Why didn"t you crash your caravan and go to heavan???
Yasmin (17)
Title: Ugly Girl
Little ugly girl sat on the wall
When all the passer-by walk passed her
They puke in front of her
That make her wanna puke too
She feel so sad without the ugly boy beside her
And soon he came with a bouquet of roses
And together they sat on the wall happily ever after..
name rahavan(32)
dear sir,
i have sent you an email conserning my art ca1 on the photograhpy par but there was no reply.i was unable to do the photo because i was absent on your lesson and monday.sorry.what can i do now??? agent madraven
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